Your Own FREE Copy of The Funniest, Most Innovative Fantasy Novel!

30 04 2025

Have a peek at the funniest, most innovative fantasy you’ll ever see! FREE!

Normally $13 but for you? FREE!





Links I Sent Myself And Forgot To Open!

2 04 2025

Five Horror Conventions You Should Be Attending!

Use True Crime Techniques In your Fiction!

Qualities of Good Employees From President of “Shake Shack”. These are also qualities of sympathetic, active characters.

Have You Seen “Found”, the Found Footage Horror Channel? It’s free with ads.





I Have A Monthly Newsletter!

12 02 2025

You know what you’re getting…fantasy humor, body horror, gothic mulling, big ideas.

Background ideas in my novels, like how do you use a Fiendish Black Pudding to kill a Tarrasque? How do you use the essence of the barely-dead Tarrasque to power an empire?

I WAY OVERTHINK. YOU WILL BE ENTERTAINED,

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Paul Schrader’s Tips For Writers and Other Memos To Myself I Forgot About!

26 01 2025

Paul Schrader’s Tips For Screenwriting

Meta is using your MSWord to scrape your documents. Here’s how to turn it off.

Spotting This While Shopping Could Be A Sign Of Dementia

Some Website About Tarot That I Don’t Remember Looking At

Woman Unintentionally Eaten By Pigs, Police Say

His Goblin Doll Forced Him To Kill

Eastern Illinois University Literary Magazine Submissions

A.C. Wise’ Favorite Short Fiction of 2024





“Fazgood” Is Audible! Use A Free Trial To Listen!

22 01 2025

Audible offers a Two Books Free with a new membership! Why not listen to Fazgood, then cancel the membership! Bezos has enough money, amiright? Meanwhile, you’ll enjoy this innovative, lively fantasy novel read by an experienced comedic performer! And leave a review telling of your refreshing experience!





70+ Book Publishers You Can Submit To Without An Agent!

11 09 2024

70+ Book Publishers You Can Submit To Without An Agent — Nadine Bells (nadine-bells.com)





Recording An Audiobook for Fazgood…

10 08 2024

…and I’m 48% of the way through. I didn’t know if I would do it as a straight narrative read or use character voices, but my comic actor reflexes took over. Now I gotta keep track: was it John Houseman as Mehzadapt? Angela Bassett as Respiration? My women’s voices are mighty generic. Warren is Niles Crane, though. The process has been intimidating, but it’s been fun and challenging.

My writers’ group Noble Fusion East had a look at a few short stories of mine. I felt I needed a more horror-experienced perspective, so I sent them to Wendy Wagner of Nightmare Magazine, who offers editorial advice at reasonable rates. I sent her two stories presently titled “Blood In The Splash Pool” and “Whale Song”, totaling just under 5K words.

Well reader! She loved the stories! And gave me advice that helped me develop character motivation and world-building. Now “Whale Song” is at Pseudopod.org and I’m looking for a market for the more experimental “Blood”.

This reinforced Noble Fusion’s takes, as they were enthused about the stories as well. The group isn’t really a fan of horror, but I think over the years their critiques have steered me away from indulging in gross-o cool ideas into better characters and settings.





Writing 100 Word Stories According To The Leading Market

5 07 2024

10 Tips for Writing a Standout 100-Word Story – 100-Foot Crow (100footcrow.com)





Starting To Hit Booktok More

18 04 2024

I overthink everything. My TikToks were little video productions and they were fun to make. But the productions were too onerous. So I’m trying a new approach which uses the little data I’ve gathered:

Short and personal. Anything longer than fifteen seconds and there is risk of drop off. Before, I avoided that drop off by putting book titles in the beginning. Now, if I want to produce a volume of ads, I need to be more flexible.

What do you think?





“The Flesh Sutra” Now Available On Audible

17 04 2024

My publisher NobleFusion was selected for a beta (or however you phrase that) by Audible to try out their new self-publishing mode. Human professional narrators were paid for the rights to their voices, and those voices have made this the smoothest listening experience I have heard on an audiobook (except for Jeremy Irons reading “Lolita”, because Jeremy Irons). If you prefer your cosmic body horror in your ears, give this a listen! Long-listed for the 2014 Stokers. Beloved by professionals. This is a very good book! Click on the image today!