New TikTok Gets To The Point

24 04 2024




Starting To Hit Booktok More

18 04 2024

I overthink everything. My TikToks were little video productions and they were fun to make. But the productions were too onerous. So I’m trying a new approach which uses the little data I’ve gathered:

Short and personal. Anything longer than fifteen seconds and there is risk of drop off. Before, I avoided that drop off by putting book titles in the beginning. Now, if I want to produce a volume of ads, I need to be more flexible.

What do you think?





“The Flesh Sutra” Now Available On Audible

17 04 2024

My publisher NobleFusion was selected for a beta (or however you phrase that) by Audible to try out their new self-publishing mode. Human professional narrators were paid for the rights to their voices, and those voices have made this the smoothest listening experience I have heard on an audiobook (except for Jeremy Irons reading “Lolita”, because Jeremy Irons). If you prefer your cosmic body horror in your ears, give this a listen! Long-listed for the 2014 Stokers. Beloved by professionals. This is a very good book! Click on the image today!





Sales Graphs for Fazgood! And Flesh Sutra on Audible!

15 03 2024

Yes! The numbers are tiny! Yes! This is the beginning of a small business! Yes!

What can I learn from these blips? First, see the peaks that go above the whole numbers, plus those tiny blips above zero? Those account for Kindle Unlimited page reads. Of what significance are these peaks?

The peaks are on days when I was active on Bluesky. Every Wednesday, I do #horrorwriterschat, which you know better as “Me Being Witty”. While Fazgood is a fantasy novel, I talk about its horrific elements as well as those for the Flesh books.

The total is about $20 in royalties.

But hey there! You like audiobooks?

“The Flesh Sutra” WILL SOON BE ON Audible!

It’s part of a beta test using Audible’s new virtual voice. I’m not crazy about using virtual voiceovers, but even I have to admit that the technology surprised me. Inflections, emphasis, transitions, all are anticipated. And the interface for adjusting pronunciation and creative direction are easy, if a little crude.

There was no way I or my publisher could afford the time or money for audio production. Just No Frigging Way were we gonna do this ourselves; I burned out my DIY long-production nerves back when I was the editor/producer for video and movies. And if the audiobook versions take off, we can budget then.

These are good things! My reflexive negativity is taking a beating today!





Another Cursed Reader Hauls “The Flesh Sutra”

11 03 2024




NEW TIKTOK DROPPED!

7 03 2024

@tim_w_burke

Fazgood and the Obstreperous Moosecrab Caper ch 1 read by author Tim W. Burke #fantasynovels #epicfantasybooks #terrypratchett #humortiktok

♬ original sound – Tim W Burke




Again With The Wit On The Bluesky.

6 03 2024




I Am Witty On Bluesky!

5 03 2024




First Reader Review For Fazgood!

1 03 2024

You can still be the first kid on your block to experience this bizarre, corrupt, intriguing humor! See this crazy-good world! Have a look at Fazgood!





Honing My Wit On Bluesky

22 02 2024