See the Geico tv ad where the girl in th

30 01 2013

See the Geico tv ad where the girl in the car wants to make out with the pig? And the car’s in a hellscape? Is Clive Barker selling adtime?





3600 words in two days. Yes, it is a new

29 01 2013

3600 words in two days. Yes, it is a new novel. Total so far 12600 words.





Who looks at an attractive woman in a co

29 01 2013

Who looks at an attractive woman in a coffee shop and thinks, “Jesus Marimba!” I do, gentlefolk. I do.





Tell me of this Red Lantern named Dex-St

26 01 2013

Tell me of this Red Lantern named Dex-Starr, and tell me why he doesn’t have his own SERIES right now?





Seated in McD’s next to a guy who works

26 01 2013

Seated in McD’s next to a guy who works at Nabisco. “Wait until you see the MEGASTUFF Oreos coming out next month!”





My horror novel is now finished. 69,000

20 01 2013

My horror novel is now finished. 69,000 words. Now putting together pitch material.





A New Villain for Batman

20 01 2013

Mysterious Man: Welcome to my secret STRONGhold, Batman!
Robin: Holy Tour de France! It’s Lance Armstrong!
Lance: I hope my special LiveSTRONG bracelets aren’t making you too uncomfortable. Yet.
Batman: You’ll never get away with this, Armstrong.
Lance: Those are STRONG words coming from a man up to his neck in energy drink, Batman!
Batman: What is it you want?
Lance: I want all my trophies back! All my medals! All the money I earned placed back in my STRONGbox.
Robin: But you cheated!
Lance: I did not know blood-doping was cheating.
(CU: Batman rolling his eyes.)
Lance: Really, I didn’t.
(CU: Robin snorts with derision.)
Lance: Enough!
(Pulls away curtain to reveal the missing bicyclists bound with Livestrong bracelets. They are suspended over the seats of bicycles.)
Lance: (to henchmen) Live! Strong! Turn on the camera! Hello, people of Gotham! Look upon the greatest bicyclists in the world!
I have covered the bicycle seats of the Tour De Gotham with radioactive STRONGtium 90! Gotham City shall give back what they took away or the most famous bicyclists in the world will have testicular cancer! You have ten minutes!








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