Shut Your Yap, Ray Bradbury: Advice To The Blocked

28 06 2013

So writer friend…
You’ve rolled out of bed. Your mind may be foggy. You may be out of ideas. Rejections may have fallen on your head like bricks made out of birdcrap. On your shoulder, the warm touch of your muse has turned into the cold grasp of the eternal grave. You need tools. Where do you go?

“Writing Excuses” Season Eight
The current season of this podcast has been especially useful. Look up “Short Stories”, “Writing and Personal Health”, and anything titled “Brainstorming.”
Brace yourself for quips, especially in “Brainstorming”. The panelists have very active minds and sometimes they bound over each other like eager puppies.
If you are prone to self-contempt, avoid any episode that has “In Depth” in the title. The

“Characters, Structure, and Viewpoint” by Nancy Kress
Truly useful.
How to link action with dialogue. Three escalations to resolution. How to structure a likable character. All the stuff that should be taught in college Writing 101 classes, but instead presented clearly and simply.

“2K to 10K: Writing Faster, Writing Better” by Rachel Aaron
Eye-opening.
If it isn’t fun to write, maybe you don’t need it in your story. If you hit a block, come up with details about setting and character until the answer appears. Prepare an outline. These and other ideas are brought out in quick, head-smacking examples. Modest and sympathetic.

“About Writing” by Stephen King
A good book for the absolute beginner. Just enough soul-baring and hand-holding to inspire, coupled with enough practical advice without being overwhelming.

“Zen and the Art of Writing” by Ray Bradbury
This is damn near useless.
Ray was a Grandmaster, and he deserved the title. “The Martian Chronicles”, “The Banshee”, “The Pedestrian”, “The Fog Horn”, all are elegant and incisive and heartfelt works of literature.
However, this book is Ray celebrating being Ray, and encouraging everyone to find their inner Ray, and being bewildered why more people aren’t like Ray.
It’s “my photographic memory” this, and “grew up surrounded by my loving family” that, and “wake up bounding out of bed to start work” the other.
“There is only one type of story in the world. Your story. If you write your story it could possibly sell to any magazine.” This alone should have qualified him for institutionalization.

Shut your yap, Ray.





You ever read or watch something so good it makes you say “screw it”?

24 06 2013

I’ve gotten ten rejections since the end of May. This isn’t much compared to some of the authors I’ve posted, of course, but still it takes the wind out of my sails.
Sometimes, even the stuff that would inspire me makes me despair.
I’ve been trying to write a dark humored critique of the U.S., then I re-discovered “The Frost Mountain Picnic Massacre” by Seth Fried. Wow. A town struggles with its free annual picnic, an event which invariably leads to horrible deaths, while being forced to keep the tradition alive by unseen forces. This is the story I wanted to write, done so well it leaves nothing left to say. It honestly should be required reading for every citizen, because I think everyone would agree with it Progressive, Conservative, anyone. And it won a Pushcart.

Phooey.
You ever read or watch something so good it makes you say “screw it”?
I’ve also listened to the frustratingly multi-talented yet pleasant Mary Robinette Kowal on Writing Excuses, and she plainly states on the episode for “Short Stories”: “Think up a character. Have them need something. Then keep them from getting it. A happy ending is them finally getting what they want. A sad ending is them not getting it.” I would add that a weird ending would be the character getting what he wants, then being taken in a brain canister by intelligent fungi to realms beyond time and space. I tend to write endings where the character gets what he wants, then realizes, no, he didn’t quite think it through and actually wanted something more basic.
But this structure doesn’t approach the structure of most horror or comedy, where the character wants something basic but is kept from it by an unforseen irony. Miles Funke statements mistaken as propositions while trying to remove a “Thing” Costume (New season of “Arrested Development”). A twin’s lifeforce absorbed by his sibling, due to their father’s dying wish to keep the family lands intact (Algernon Blackwood’s “Terror of the Twins”).

Meanwhile, Mary Kowal wrote “Evil Robot Monkey”, which does all it intends, is emotionally moving, and is less than 1000 words.

Double phooey.
There is so much in life to work with. In my case: working for a city government, being a white guy in an increasingly pluralistic society, being a frustrated artist in a transforming media landscape.
I’ve got three characters chasing around in my head looking for a tone and setting. All the while I have no commitment to my time while more productive artists are cranking out thousands of words while employed full-time, and care for families, and in some cases even have life-threatening diseases.

Have you ever read or seen something so good it made you want to say “screw it, I quit”?





Find Redundancies, and One Muscle Can Help You Focus

20 06 2013

Do you overuse words? These can help you find those redundancies. Paste in some text at

Wordle http://www.wordle.net/
Or
http://www2.estrellamountain.edu/library/tags.html

One flex of a muscle helps athletes stay “In The Zone” and not choke. Works For improvs and writers too? Try it and see.

http://www.spring.org.uk/2013/06/can-this-simple-trick-stop-athletes-choking-under-pressure.php?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PsychologyBlog+%28PsyBlog%29





Advice and tools for writers and comedia

17 06 2013

Advice and tools for writers and comedians. Joss Whedon and HootSuite and Macros! http://ow.ly/m6JUl





Advice and Tools for Writers and Comedians Alike

17 06 2013

Are REAL Artists Just Born? Nah.
http://www.kameronhurley.com/unpacking-the-real-writers-have-talent-myth/

The Hidden Benefits Of Networking
http://writinginthedarktw.blogspot.com/2013/06/you-better-network.html

(These two were via Jay Lake  http://www.jlake.com/ )

Joss Whedon’s Writing Tips Are Cinematic, Of Course
http://aerogrammestudio.com/2013/03/13/joss-whedons-top-10-writing-tips/

Have you had a look at HootSuite? It’s a dashboard that allows you to post to several social media at once, or schedule posts for when you can’t do it yourself. I use it and it’s handy!
https://hootsuite.com

And this is a line-editing macro you can insert into your MSWord. It hunts and highlights weak verbs. I had no idea how to program or use a macro and the instructions made it a breeze. I had it go through a finished story and found problems I had missed due to edit-fatigue.
http://www.mkhutchins.com/2013/06/a-macro-for-line-editing-in-microsoft.html





”Rue Morgue Magazine’ article about

13 06 2013

”Rue Morgue Magazine’ article about ‘Pseudopod’ audio podcast. “…some of the most popular of which…Tim W Burke’s ‘Guru Keresh'”





Reviews of the new Ramsey Campbell horro

9 06 2013

Reviews of the new Ramsey Campbell horror collection and the found-footage horror anthology “V/H/S 2”! http://ow.ly/lRaHW








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