Which Would Be The Better Vampire?

1 06 2018

There’s a vampire who has existed for centuries. He is fluent in a dozen languages. He has traveled the world. He has been present at all major historic events. He is expert in the humanities and sciences. He plays several musical instruments so well he can move you to tears. He is suave, unflappable, and incredibly smug.

Would it better if he fed by ramming his head up his victim’s butt, or for his butt to expand cartoonishly to engulf his victim?

Update: I got one vote for each so far.





“This is America” as Horror Film

8 05 2018

I keep coming back and watching this. Leave the social commentary behind (you don’t have to, of course, but please, just for a moment) and watch it as a short horror movie. The changes in tone. The riots in the background like anything out of 28 Days Later or World War Z. The Ironside theme […]

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Words To Live By From A Fellow Author

19 01 2018

(https://pixabay.com) To all the writers out there, whoever you are and wherever you may be, please remember to value yourselves, to respect your efforts, and to keep on writing. Also please remember, writing comes from dedication and consistency and not from waiting for inspiration. (https://pixabay.com) Please follow the following links to find my novel: […]

via A Simple Hope For Writers — charles french words reading and writing





Stuff your face this Thanksgiving with… — Unreadable Disk Error

23 11 2017

I don’t know about you, but when I’m sitting around the table at Thanksgiving, looking at my family, I like to wonder what the scenario would be if a chest-burster from Alien were to suddenly appear. Now, though a chest-burster wouldn’t be too much fun at this festive gathering, I think we all can agree […]

via Stuff your face this Thanksgiving with… — Unreadable Disk Error





The Haunting Hours

16 08 2017

Who Killed Orrin Grey?

Let’s see if we can’t torpedo any remaining credibility I may have as a consumer of horror media, shall we? Recently, I’ve been watching the two seasons of R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour that are on Netflix. Initially, I was doing this because each episode was a standalone story that was only about 20 minutes long, which fit nicely with my “watch something while I eat lunch” approach to consuming media lately. However, once I got started, it didn’t take me long to continue watching because, frankly, The Haunting Hour is actually pretty damn good.

Because I was initially just watching out of convenience, I started picking out episodes with appealing-sounding synopses, not necessarily planning to ever watch the entire thing, so I ended up watching the two seasons completely out of order. Even so, while there were better and worse episodes, there were very few that I genuinely didn’t…

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Ten Types of Authors Who Can Go Fuck Themselves

27 07 2017

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