There are other gods. A lot of other gods. Did G-d make them or is there a divine ecology of which G-d is but one animal? Where there is ecology, there are parasites and brood parasites.
What would the Dark Goatee Wearing Version of the prophets be? Dark Noah might still be submerged in the Under-Arc, surfacing to eject cryptids onto land.
Which personage from the Bible could be cursed to roam the Earth for eternity? Jehu could be driving over feminists even now.
What if G-d came down to clarify The Word and He went really, really into the unexpected? What direction would you take it?
What happened to the fiery sword which faced all sides?
What happened to The Ear cut off by Simon Peter? If you cut off your own ear and stitch The Ear in its place, you can hear what?
What of the other tales of Jesus mentioned at the end of John?