“The genetic experimentation mixing fleas with glowing jellyfish went a little too well.”
“And no one ever guessed how Thomas Kinkaide smuggled three kilos of cocaine into the U.S…”
“Happy Holidays from Fukishima!”
“This glitter comes off on everything! Run! Save yourselves!”
“The lights! The lights are singing to us! It’s too late for us at the door! Save yourselves!”