How I Wrote This Story I Sold

14 08 2015

Writing is quite cathartic for me. It’s an outlet I need because I have this depression/anxiety issue that keeps me thinking about mistakes, lost opportunities, painful moments for literally decades.
I discovered that writing about one of these compulsions from multiple points-of-view deflates that compulsion and helps me to move on.
I realized that if I’m going to write it out, then maybe I can sell that story. Something under my bed? Make it pay rent! Har!
Anyhoo, in high school I had a guy who was a suburban white thug. Flannel wearing before grunge was cool, a Deadhead more stoned than mellow (Yep, I was picked on by a Deadhead), there were rumors his father was a cruel man. He was a cruel kid. Pushed me off my speeding bike in the middle of rush hour traffic, among other things.
During my freshman year, I literally thought of this guy every minute I was in school. After freshman year, I thought of him at least once per hour. Friends told me not to take it so hard, to relax, and most of them had their own jerks they were dealing with.
After graduating, I kept looking for him on the internet. Off and on, along with a high school girl I had a crush on, several books I had heard of, a few songs I had heard only once.
It took me a couple of decades before I realized he wasn’t the problem. I was using him to avoid facing other issues, and oh by the way, I needed medication to take the edge off.
I figured he was in jail or detox, living a miserable life.
So one day, I found him (thanks Facebook!). At age fifty, he looked fit. Ripped even. He had two grown kids. One picture had him shaking hands with an older man. The look in the guy’s eyes showed such a relief and vulnerability, the older man had to be his father.
I looked at the other pictures. Looked at the guy’s eyes. I realized that even back in high school, he had such sad eyes. His grown daughter clung to his arm with an air of protectiveness. His son stood with him wearing an air force uniform, their handshake proud. The guy’s eyes still looked sad.
No sign of a wife. Divorced, I guess. Even I didn’t want him to be a widower.
Over those decades, I had fantasized about finding the guy. The older I got, though, I realized that those four years of barbed-wire anxiety had lost their sting. The only pain was me sticking my hand in over-and-over.
I wondered “What would it have taken for me to find him and confront him?”
A terminal illness. A go-for-broke, God-is-as-small-as-me life change where I would call every little slight catalogued in my head to account. “What if I hadn’t wised up?” I wondered. “What if I was still in denial? What could I do to him?”
So I wrote this story of that moment, but from his perspective. The editor didn’t change a word.
 Note the title of my short story.



Writers, You Must Listen To This Podcast

10 08 2015

I get bored or annoyed with podcasts.
I do not listen to some big names simply because the language of the stories out paces the plot or ideas.
Others are too conversational or have too many hosts (“Writing Excuses”).
Some trivia or idea podcasts come across as smug or padded (hi there “You Are Not So Smart”), but I stick with them because the subject interests me.
But there’s The Science Fiction and Fantasy Marketing Podcast.
Wow, is this good info.
The four hosts are all self-published authors of note. They share up-to-date insights and advice on the marketing and publishing worlds. How can you game BookBub? Is Facebook Ads worth the effort? Kindle Direct? Should you publish yourself or go with an existing platform?
Recent guests include prolific and high-selling authors Annie Bellet, horror writer Chris Fox, Robert Crane and many more.
I am eating these podcasts. I suggest you do the same.

Insight Into Writing A Comedic Anti-Hero

29 07 2015

From Ignatius O’Reilly to Blackadder to well, pick any other Brit-Com:

“The keys to keeping Sunny palatable through all the sordidness is that the gang can never win, and that the show can never allow them to be truly sympathetic. The gang are all underdogs, which should lend them pathos. Yet they all harbor delusions of enormous self-worth, which causes them to act superior to each other and the rest of the world, and they lash out in unpredictably destructive ways when those delusions are punctured. If any member of the gang comes out on top in a particular episode, it’s at the expense of one or more of the others, and their victory only comes about through actions viewers can never truly get behind.”

I would add “…never win on their terms, for themselves.” A comedy anti-hero can create good for others, but by accident. The anti-hero can’t come out on top, otherwise his warped values go from funny to gruesome.

Links! Horror and Writing Links!

24 07 2015

Five Paranormal Books You Haven’t Read Yet

Classical Monsters You Haven’t Heard Of (Some Are In AD&D, More Are Ready For Your Next Big Masterwork)

Body Horror In Advertising (Lots Of Videos)

Clever and Incisive Reviews Of Classic Horror Novels


Why Don’t We Have A NASA For The Afterlife?

22 07 2015

Here’s yet another academic paper describing Near-Death Experiences.
Humanity is ruled by Death. Speculations about the afterlife have launched all religions, and in turn all governments and law. To paraphrase “American Me”: whoever owns the afterlife, owns Life.
This makes Death far more important than Space.
What would a National Afterlife Science Administration look like? Its logo? What would be its Cape Kennedy? Its Shuttle Disaster?


New Story Published In DarkFuse Kindle Book

17 07 2015

Editor Shane Staley of DarkFuse included my crime noir story “To Get Past It” in the new release “DarkFuse 3”.

What do the readers say?

“TO GET PAST IT was a good little revenge story with a couple nice hooks to it.”

“The L.R. Bonehill and Tim W. Burke stories are recommended, so if two good ones is enough for you check it out.”

Have a look at the summaries for the other stories. A nice range of chills and $2.99 is a good deal. I’m buying a copy.



Best British Horror 2015 edited by Johnny Mains

11 07 2015

Best British Horror 2015 edited by Johnny Mains.


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